![]() Marge: A mother will remember everything! Homer: Well if you look inside your purse, you can find the 7 of clubs. She doesn't want to turn out like you didn't. Marge: What's so wrong with me? Homer: Nothing, sweetie, nothing! Let me explain. Lisa: Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on! Willie: Oh, I'll wax the upstairs and I'll wax the downstairs and I'll get drunk in the library! Homer: Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die. Homer: Sooner or later, everyone meets their Homer. Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life Lisa: Dad, can I talk to you for a second? Homer: What is troubling you, my son? I mean, my girl son. Edmund: They say vampires live forever, but I die of embarrassment every day. Edmund: You said you weren't gonna bring that. Edmund: You're tearing me apart!ĭracula: Look, I'm more than just a vampire. Dracula: You live in my crypt, you play by my rules. Don't serve garlic, don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. Lisa Simpson: Edmund's almost here! So please, nobody be themselves. Edmund: Let us move between the trees the way a bat does. Lisa Simpson: You're a vampire! I should be scared, but I'm not. Treehouse of Horror XXI Bart Simpson: It's just a game. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport. Ralph: Do alligators alligate? Lisa: I don't know! Yes! Ralph: I'm scared! Lisa: Well, there's a 97% chance I'm not, so do what I say! Bart: But I'm on a hot streak! Lisa: Hot streaks are a statistical illusion! Bart: I wish you were a statistical illusion. Lisa: Bart, this guy has walked the last two batters, and if he walks you, we win the game. ![]() Bart: A little is not gonna be enough, honey pie. ![]() MoneyBART Bart: Fine, you can be our coach. Marge: Perestroika? Lisa: That's right! Strike the set, pizza party, Sunday morning and then- Nooooo! Sarah: Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot! Then a little! Then not too much! Loan-a Lisa Bart: I just paid some idiot 50 bucks to walk up the down escalator all day. Friday evening, we performed Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes. Friday morning, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Elaine Stritch helped us make wallets. Lisa: It can't be Saturday already! Monday was orientation.
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